My magnetic car stickers arrived in the post yesterday.  Go on.  You can laugh.  Personally, I love them.  They are cheesy, granted, but they are also bright, bold, and eye-catching…

…so eye-catching in fact that when I pulled up at the glorious Portwood roundabout in Stockport yesterday, the guy in the car next to me attracted my attention, and when I opened the window he said “can you tell me where the nearest cemetery is?”.  Now, I had two choices.  I could assume that he had seen my ‘To Dye For’ logo and was taking the piss, in which case a one-fingered salute would have been appropriate (if not exactly professional), or he could be a genuine mourner wanting directions.  Of course, I just mumbled that I was sorry, and didn’t know of any.  Ho hum.  Everyone’s a comedian, aren’t they?  Or are they?